Animal Jam NOT Animal-y

A bunch of the animals in animal jam do NOT look like the real thing. Some are just UGLY (like some of those older non-member animals) while some are too CARTOON-Y and "cuuuutteeeeeee".

I feel like all the new animals that animal jam adds are all cute and stuff! They look nothing like the real animal. This game isn't really educational anymore. They just want people to spend money! That's their main goal. It isn't about teaching people about nature anymore. LIKE, HOW ARE PEOPLE SUPPOSED TO LEARN ABOUT NATURE WHEN THE ANIMALS THEMSELVES ARE UNREALISTIC!!! IT'S JUST A GAME NOW!

For example, the red panda: *PLEASE NOTE THAT I DO NOT OWN ANY OF THESE PHOTOS*

  

See? They make the eyes and head SO big. And, in case you didn't know, the key ingredients to making something cute is having a big head and HUGE eyes. THE ANIMAL JAM RED PANDA'S HEAD IS EVEN BIGGER THAN IT'S BODY! JEEZ!

And look at the cougars.

 

Cute................................................NOT.

That animal jam cougar looks so TINY and just like a super fat house cat with a flat head. Really. If I just looked at that, NO WAY I would think it was a cougar! Again, its head and eyes are WAY TOO BIG. 

Now look at the toucans.

  

Again, its head is WAY too big and its body is WAY too small. Sure, the beak is big, but it isn't THAT wide. They just want it to look cute so that people will buy it.

Lynx:

  

Again, its head is too big and its body is too small. A LYNX IS A FEROCIOUS ANIMAL, ANIMAL JAM! NOT A LITTLE CUTE FUZZY PLAYTHING!

But if you look at some of the older ones, they look more like the real thing (with some exceptions)

Polar bear, released 2014:

  

Okay, now let's move on to the animals that are simply UGLY and DON'T MAKE SENSE.

Like... the wolf. (Sorry wolf.)

 

EWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!

And you call this a sleep? Looks like he's having nightmares.

Seriously animal jam, do you really think wolves' front paws are that big and flimsy? AND WHY ARE HIS SHOULDERS THAT MUCH WIDER THAN HIS WAIST? YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT A WEREWOLF!!! Seriously the wolf is probably the ugliest animal ever. Sorry if you don't think so, but that's just my opinion. EWWWWWWW

Animal Jam, this is what a wolf is supposed to look like.

 

You sometimes gross me out, animal jam. JUST COMPARE THE TWO. If you went up to a wolf with a picture of an animal jam wolf and said, "Hey, this is you," you can guarantee he's going to be insulted. A LOT.

  

Seriously, animal jam? Seriously? Is his snout THAT flat and long? Is his body THAT skinny and flimsy? Does he HAVE to look like he has a shoulder disease? *sigh*

Now let's move on to the panda. People see the front page of a panda...

 

AWWWW so cute................................................

NOT. Hey animal jam! My panda does not look like that picture at all! I look GROSS! That's clickbait!! EWWWW! And what kind of dance is this! -_- Seriously...

 

Let me get a REAL panda for you. 

The animal jam panda does NOT look like a panda. The real panda must be like, "HEY! Is my head THAT big? Or my paws? WHY ARE MY PAWS ALMOST AS BIG AS MY HEAD! And why am I so small! No fair!"

 Am I as small as a bunny? :(

Well, you want to know what's MORE unfair?

Look at this tiger.

At least you're taller than this tiger, panda.

 

Tiger tiger tiger... YOU LOOK TOO SMALL. Again, its body is WAY too small. And why does it have blue stripes? EW!!!!! Even a penguin is bigger! And I think animal jam has a trend of making the animals' front part of their body way too big.

Well, that's the end of today's blog! Seeya next time!

-zooboolaba355